Outsourced Issue 11: Spornts and Stonks

On the one hand, I made a $13 profit off Beyond Meat stocks. On the other hand, Martina Navratilova is up to something.

This past week was slightly less of a blur than inauguration week/the capitol insurrection/the last four years, wasn’t it? The blood is starting to return to my brain. The constant fight-or-flight ramped up adrenaline response seems to be calming. There’s been two entire days here in Portland, Oregon where the sun peeked its unfamiliar head out from beh…

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